BEST OF...ADORA SMUTZ ROUND TABLE INTERVIEW

ADORA SMUTZ ROUND TABLE INTERVIEW

 Adora Smutz, here. We have a roundtable discussion today. I have four heroes of Jean’s books with me today. Please welcome, Tunney Nichols and Jim Caterson from “The Renovated Heart” and Mac Caldwell and Danny Maine from Now and Forever 2 and Now and Forever 3.

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Mac: Hey, guys, I thought this was a bowling alley.

Danny: Adora Smutz! What are you doing here?

Adora: Hi, guys. *grins* Fooled you, didn’t I? That free bowling coupon works every time.

Tunney: Who is this babe?

Adora: Ahhh, he called me a babe! Tunney, you’re such a sexy guy.

Tunney: *backs away*, hey, hey. Down, girl. Kit would never approve of this.

Adora: Who’s Kit? What she doesn’t know won’t hurt her, right? *bats her eyelashes*.

Jim: How do we get out of here?

Adora: The doors are locked gents. So sit down. You’re my captives for a while. This is a round table discussion. Here *passes out beer*, might make you more comfortable. *sound of beer bottle tops popping*.

Mac: What do you want, Adora?

Adora: Just want to ask you all a few questions. Let’s see…hmm, which do you prefer, blonde, brunette or redhead? Mac, you’re the oldest, you start.

Mac: Thanks a lot for the age crack. Let me think, slam dunk, I prefer chestnut hair and blue eyes on a woman. Danny?

Danny: Blonde and green eyed. Jim?

Jim: Big blue eyed brunettes do it for me. Tunney?

Tunney: blonde and blue-eyed.

Adora: What a bunch of creeps! Those are the descriptions of your girlfriends and wives. Brother, how unoriginal. Okay…*tosses out index cards*…so much for Jean’s questions. Now you’re gonna get my questions! *the men shift in their seats* What’s your favorite position for sex? Danny, let’s start with you.

Danny: Whoa, Adora! Not answering that one. *raises his hand*.

Adora: Coward! Mac…how many times a week do you have sex?

Mac: *blushes*…uh…I don’t remember.

Adora: A likely story! Tunney…ever do anything kinky in the bedroom?

Tunney: Uh…hmm…define ‘kinky’ Adora.

Adora: You know what I mean! You faker! Jim, your turn…How many times in one day do you have sex with Sarah?

Jim: *blushes deep red* uh…don’t think I’ve ever kept track, Adora.

Adora: You are all a bunch of phonies, killjoys! *stomps her foot*.

Danny: *gets up close to Adora. Puts his arm around her* But maybe we can set some new records with you, Adora…

Adora: Oh? Really? Raises her eyebrows.

Danny: Sure…*slips door open, signals to Mac to leave*…yup. How many times a week do you want to have sex?

Adora: *gets shy* well, gee…I haven’t thought about it…

Danny: *shoos Jim out the door* Think about it. There are four of us and one of you…