ADORA
SMUTZ ROUND TABLE INTERVIEW
Adora Smutz, here. We have a roundtable discussion
today. I have four heroes of Jean’s books with me today. Please welcome, Tunney
Nichols and Jim Caterson from “The Renovated Heart” and Mac Caldwell and Danny
Maine from Now and Forever 2 and Now and Forever 3.
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Mac:
Hey, guys, I thought this was a bowling alley.
Danny:
Adora Smutz! What are you doing here?
Adora: Hi, guys. *grins* Fooled you, didn’t I?
That free bowling coupon works every time.
Tunney:
Who is this babe?
Adora:
Ahhh, he called me a babe! Tunney, you’re such a sexy guy.
Tunney:
*backs away*, hey, hey. Down, girl. Kit would never approve of this.
Adora:
Who’s Kit? What she doesn’t know won’t hurt her, right? *bats her eyelashes*.
Jim: How
do we get out of here?
Adora:
The doors are locked gents. So sit down. You’re my captives for a while. This
is a round table discussion. Here *passes out beer*, might make you more
comfortable. *sound of beer bottle tops popping*.
Mac:
What do you want, Adora?
Adora:
Just want to ask you all a few questions. Let’s see…hmm, which do you prefer,
blonde, brunette or redhead? Mac, you’re the oldest, you start.
Mac:
Thanks a lot for the age crack. Let me think, slam dunk, I prefer chestnut hair
and blue eyes on a woman. Danny?
Danny:
Blonde and green eyed. Jim?
Jim: Big
blue eyed brunettes do it for me. Tunney?
Tunney:
blonde and blue-eyed.
Adora: What
a bunch of creeps! Those are the descriptions of your girlfriends and wives.
Brother, how unoriginal. Okay…*tosses out index cards*…so much for Jean’s
questions. Now you’re gonna get my questions! *the men shift in their seats*
What’s your favorite position for sex? Danny, let’s start with you.
Danny:
Whoa, Adora! Not answering that one. *raises his hand*.
Adora:
Coward! Mac…how many times a week do you have sex?
Mac:
*blushes*…uh…I don’t remember.
Adora: A
likely story! Tunney…ever do anything kinky in the bedroom?
Tunney:
Uh…hmm…define ‘kinky’ Adora.
Adora:
You know what I mean! You faker! Jim, your turn…How many times in one day do
you have sex with Sarah?
Jim:
*blushes deep red* uh…don’t think I’ve ever kept track, Adora.
Adora:
You are all a bunch of phonies, killjoys! *stomps her foot*.
Danny: *gets
up close to Adora. Puts his arm around her* But maybe we can set some new
records with you, Adora…
Adora:
Oh? Really? Raises her eyebrows.
Danny:
Sure…*slips door open, signals to Mac to leave*…yup. How many times a week do
you want to have sex?
Adora:
*gets shy* well, gee…I haven’t thought about it…
Danny:
*shoos Jim out the door* Think about it. There are four of us and one of you…
