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Friday, May 18, 2012

Welcome to the SCP Villiantine's Day Blog Hop!


Welcome Imogene Nix! Here is her Villain!  (list of other villainous interviews at the end of this blog)
I entered the room, where Crick Sur Banden was waiting. It is dimly lit, so I can only see him in
a shadowy way. He is just returning to full strength after the Alpha Star Colony incursion and I
have been warned that he may be slightly…uncomfortable.
He waits for me, reclined on a divan and I am flanked by a team of guards, which I have paid to protect me.
Instead, I find a small and somewhat wizened old Ru’Edan waiting. His grey features are more pronounced than I had previously been led to believe. Well? Let’s get on with this. I don’t have time for vacuous questions and comments. I have plans to formulate, an empire to destroy and worlds to conquer.

Yes, yes, yes…sit down and get started.
1. Are you upset your name is not in the title?
What? No. I’m an evil genius and these kinds of questions are beneath me. In fact they are so beneath me, that I will not deign to answer this question. Next!
2. Why do you hate Duvall McCord and Chowd Sturat Sur Banden?
Well they both engender a level of hate and anger in me. Duvall McCord because he
came between me and my plans. Numerous times. Which is not acceptable. Creeping humans. Coming into our sovereign space.
Chowd. Well I may have sired him…but he’s is less than me. His mother was a human!
He is unclean. That makes him an unsatisfactory heir. But right now, he is the only
one I have. But he refuses to return and take his rightful place beside me.
3. Do you have a love interest or are you forced to be alone?
Love? There is no such thing as love. Females are only playthings and breeding stock. Nothing more!
4. Do you have any annoying habits your author did not share with us in your book?
I am perfect. I have no bad or annoying habits. Where did these questions come from anyway? Was it a human? Next!
5. Did you get the revenge you wanted?
Revenge? Revenge is such a small word. I’d rather see the annihilation of the human race. Once I get that, I will over throw the ruling senate…Are you here to spy on me? Guards!!
6. Are you happy with the profession your author chose for you and why?
I am going to liberate my people, and educate those who have been brainwashed. I have no simple profession. This is my gods given right. I will rule.
7. Are you planning to make an appearance in a sequel?
Without me, there can be no sequel. I am the reason for being. The only one who can…Yes, medic? You may pass me my Xeradax. Anyway. I am in every book in this universe.
8. Now for a personal question. Did you get any sex in the book? Was it enough or would you have liked more?
Sex? No. I don’t. Urrgh. All those nasty female earthlings? Can’t think of anything more repulsive.
9. Did you get to kiss the hero/heroine?
No? Who wrote these questions? You expect me to answer these?
Guards? Where are the guards?
10. Did you kill anyone? Did you want to?
Now, you’re talking. Yes, sit back down. As a matter of fact, I do kill quite a few. But mainly off the page. Duvall, Chowd and even Jemma get credited with more. But I’ve killed thousands over the years. Quietly. It’s a very fulfilling aspect to my role as rogue leader.
11. Did you spread any nasty rumors?
Do I spread nasty rumors? Do I look like a rumor spreader to you? Honestly, are we back to these types of questions again.
12. Did you lie?
Only as often as it gets me what I want.
13. Did your author listen to you when you tried to redirect her/him?
No. If I could get my hands on Imogene Nix…well…Mind you, I like the way her twisted mind words. There is lots and lots of
opportunity for just in time getaways.
14. Did you get enough time in the story or do you feel shortchanged?
No. I never get taken seriously. But I will change that. Once I take over the human species. I will take some as slaves. Yes, I’m thinking the crew off the Elector should be my first victims.
15. Do you want your story to become a series with you as a recurring character?
 Wouldn’t that be a fine thing. Yes, I think the entire series should be re-written with me as the central character. This time telling the truth about the subservient role those nasty dirty creeping humans would expect us to play. Highlighting my efforts at ridding the universe of all who would enter our space. Allowing me to dominate…I would take over the ruling senate…What was that? You have to leave? I’m just getting started.

 At the end of the interview, I was hustled from the room and placed on a shuttle. The guards then explained that he was more unstable than they had been led to believe and that the entire
time I had been there, I had existed in a dangerous sort of limbo.
For the record, no actual images exist of Crick Sur Banden as his concern for his safety, makes him paranoid, including that those outside his personal recruits. There are tales that sketches
have been made of him and that those have been circulated to members of the Alliance worlds and human empire.
We do, however, have images of offspring, obtained by stealth. None of his sons have survived apart from Chowd Sturat Sur Banden, however, we believe that there could be a daughter. Out
there. Somewhere.





Angels Cove said...

love the title of this book enjoyed reading this villians expert micheleann oboyle

Molly Daniels said...

Hahahaha....why am I hearing the Grand Neghis (Ferenghi leader in Star Trek DS9) in my head as I read this?

LOVED this!

Lindsay said...

Now this is my kind of villain. No remorse in what he does or [lans for the future.

Mark said...

Eratic and a very dangerous villain love him

flchen1 said...

LOL! Awesome peek at the bad guy! Thanks for sharing this!

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